Are Threesomes As Cool As They Sound?

Yes.

However… they’re not for everybody and they’re not for every relationship. I’ve never actually had a threesome with someone I seriously cared about. And I think that’s why I’ve liked them so much. Not as much pressure. And no matter what anyone says; when emotions are involved, things get weird.

Someone’s going to be insecure.

You’re going to look up at the sheer pleasure on your significant other’s face, coming from someone else and you’re going to feel some type of way. IT’S GOING TO HAPPEN. I’ve heard women seriously say “if we do this, she can’t look better than me. She can’t have a fatter ass than mine. She can’t have bigger boobs than mine. She has to have stretch marks and a little pouch. Deal?” F*ck No. What’s the point? Where’s the fantasy? The whole appeal behind a threesome is 3 attractive people who are sexually charged up and ready to do some damage together. Don’t tell him/her they can’t kiss the other person in the mouth. I mean, the only “rule” there should be is put your negative STD results on the nightstand before you get in this bed.

There’s a possibility 2/3 will have sex behind the 3rd’s back.

Is it possible to cheat on the 3rd person in a threesome? I guess. If you and your boo brought another woman in the bedroom and one of you continued to have sex with said woman, 1-on-1…I guess that would be “cheating”.  I don’t have time for all of that. And I’ll just leave that right there.

How do you even orchestrate a threesome?

You can be bold and straight out ask, which sometimes works better than you would think. Or…you could play checkers with the universe. Put your pieces in the right places at the right time, take some shots and go or it. You definitely need to have consent as things progress and possibly a disclaimer. If it’s just a one time thing, say that.


“They” say, two women is a threesome; two men are a train.

Choo, Choo.


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